There’s far too much decent music in the other thread. Let’s lower the bar. 
I want to see the bad, the tone-deaf and the covers that should never have been made. If music be the food of love, these are the health-code violations. Bring your Z-game, folks…
I’m going to kick off with local legend Mary Schneider.
How about “Page 3 Stunner” Sam Fox doing Dusty Springfield?
Fuck you, too.
If you’re going to do this, you need to present the “best”:
(Very hard to choose between their songs, so I chose at random.)
But I love that one!
So did Uncle Frank (Zappa).
These girls were so bad they passed all the way to awesome… and back through bad to awesome at least two more times. This is a pinnacle and nadir all at the same time. 
Could qualify for either thread that one. Utterly awesome, punk as fuck and still just dreadful. 
on a similar note:
UK No. 1 Xmas '93.
Is that a giant turd? 
All of it is, yes. 
Hahaha! Yup.
wow that was truly bad…and they tried so hard, so so hard, way too hard.
this is the thread that will not end,
it just goes on and on my friend…
This one doesn’t know if it wants to be awesome or dreadful - maybe both. Certainly a blast from the past…
Did a supermodel once steal your lunch money?
I quite like the Primal Scream song with Kate Moss…
