Spaaaaace (Part 1)

Ah, this explains the phenomenon of space vampires.

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Space vampires, from space, you say…

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A meteorite cross the skyes over three brazilian states and then explodes somewhere over Minas Gerais. A man claims He had found the space rock, takes it home and washed it with neutral dish soap, because reasons.

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Of course he washed it - it’s a space coprolite.

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Scared Star Trek GIF

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ESA boss gives update on stricken Sentinel-1B imaging satellite: All is not lost yet

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NASA’s Curiosity finds signs of ancient life on Mars. Or maybe not. More data needed

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SpaceX Starlink sat streaks now present in nearly a fifth of all astronomical images snapped by Caltech telescope

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I’m sure it’ll be fine…

4th-doctor-sara-jane-mars-nope

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ETA:

Almost there: James Webb Space Telescope frees its mirrors and prepares for insertion

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Blasting Military Tech Around The World Via Rocket Is The Latest Totally Valid Use Of Our Taxes

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That’s right — according to the USAF, the latest totally valid use of taxpayer dollars is to try to fly military tech around the world on Space X rockets. Obviously.

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Is it real, or just full of hot air?

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It’s a cover story for a military project.

Argo - The Enorbitting!

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There’s a flowchart somewhere that basically goes:

Did you see the meteor fall?

YES → you did not find a meteorite

NO → you did not find a meteorite

Or even this:

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I Got It GIF by Ariana Grande

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And yet, you can never quite seem to find one when you need one.

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Totally not an anti satellite weapon. Nothing to see here.

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Looks like it’s intended to operate around geosynchronous satellites. It would be utterly foolish to create debris in the widely-used region of space. It’s a good thing governments never ever do foolish things.

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