Sperm whales unleash poop tornado to fend off orcas

“How to get banned from the neighborhood pool for life”

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It’s a well known escape technique. It’s how Ted Nugent got out of the draft.

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No! I want the orcas to sink them.

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I was thinking more like…if I ever found myself surrounded by orcas. Y’all are nasty, lol.

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What does “punch against their weight” mean? Is that a mangling of the more-common sports metaphor “punch above their weight”?

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They form pods, spin around to imitate human swimmers, try to talk to us even though we don’t understand their click language

They’re sort of like really immense dolphins

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Orcas are dolphins.

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In that situation one cannot be faulted for being scared shitless.

Even if one is a sperm whale.

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