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That deserves a drink!
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Good to see spider again.
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This joke had a place of honor in the series Lost.
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Like the things we tell kids and pretend they’re jokes, but by the time they’re nine, they’ve heard real jokes.
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I like it! It’s a corny dad joke and sufi joke in one.
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Hahahahahaha!
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I incorrectly read this as “Spider Jerusalem” and was expecting a much more messed up joke…
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I misread your comment as “Spider Jesus”. What a cool name.
Heard another classic English one t’other day.
What’s brown and sticky?
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A stick.
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Yeah, that’s one of my all-time favorite stupid jokes. Plus it’s more universally understood than, say:
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a zebra?
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Elephant*Zebra*sin(theta)
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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a mountain-climber?
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Nothing. You can’t do a cross product with a scaler.
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I texted that joke to my wife while she was at a convention. I can’t tell if she was amused or not.
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I think I may have slipped into another dimension (Is it berenstein or berenstain here?), I thought Spider was dead.
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