Springy, brilliant (but expensive) nutcracker


#1

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#2

Works on all kinds of nuts!*


#3

To be precise, I think this is more of a nutthwacker.


#4

To really impress me, show it tackling a Brazil nut.


#5

** Guarantee valid only on nuts that fit within circumference of NutRing™.


#6

This center-punch tool uses the same principle:


#7

Actually it’s available all over the net for $20 or €20, just the first two “spring nutcracker” hits from google:

https://www.red-dot-shop.com/en/Products/Households/260/Naomi-nutcracker


#8

My thought exactly. I usually break out an eight pound sledge. Walnuts? Even my rotten teeth could break those.


#9

I used to impress cousins by crushing walnuts from grandma’s tree in my hand. Never told them, only the dry ones work. :smile:


#10

While appearing safe, today’s youth will no doubt find numerous inventive ways to blacken fingernails, tips of tongues, and more! Wonder how far Naomi can propel a filbert?


#11

So you’ve moved on from bananas to nuts?

I guess that counts as progress.


#12

Now in TWO SIZES!

Introducing:

Naomi NutCracker with NuNutRing XXXL™, “For those extra-large, extra hard to crack nuts.”


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#14

I predict total failure if pitted against Macadamias.


#15

That looks like it’d be an excellent glass breaker for the car.


#16

I do honestly wonder how long before someone uses one of these for BDSM purposes, if they haven’t already.


#17

“One pound of mixed nuts and not too many coconuts, please.” is such an old joke it’s hardly even googleable.


#18

NEW!

Naomi NutCracker™with NuNutRing XXXL™, COCONUT EDITION™ “For those extra-large, extra hard to crack nuts and occasional coconuts.”


#19

The Boing Boingy Nutcracker?
BTW the most Boing Boing of all Nutcrackers has to be Mark Morris’ " The Hard Nut "
Lucky enough to work with Mark way back when. I think his Waltz of the Snowflakes using both male and female dancers is the best I have ever seen.
This is not your grand child’s Nutcracker!
Documentary short for the DVD special features of Mark Morris’ The Hard Nut


#20

Yeah, I’d want something that can crack macadamia nuts.