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C&D letter arriving from Disney’s rabid lawyer kennel in 5…4…3…
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A great gag gift, but they’re just too funny to be used.
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What if your significant other just happened to “look like” a Star Wars character?
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Are these the droids you’re looking for?
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Granted that I don’t have the correct anatomy… but that carbonite fleshlight looks hella uncomfortable.
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Just want to make this joke before anyone else: HAN SHOT FIRST!
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hemdroids…
steady, steady, the exhaust port in my dark side is only the size of a womp rat…who’s your father?
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“Gag gift”
LOLs
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buried the lead with all the star wars talk…
THERE IS A PICKLE RICK DICK!!!
…cover that sucker in schezwan sauce and you are good to go!
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I thought the same. According to their website it has a canal diameter of 1,25".
I looked up their other fleshlight-like products to compare and those mostly have diameters of 0.5".
So yeah…either they don’t expect these to ever actually be used, or they’re meant to be used by kids. I certainly hope the former.
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