Star Toys: a line of Star Wars-themed sex toys


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#2

C&D letter arriving from Disney’s rabid lawyer kennel in 5…4…3…


#3

A great gag gift, but they’re just too funny to be used.


#4

What if your significant other just happened to “look like” a Star Wars character?


#5

Are these the droids you’re looking for?


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#7

Granted that I don’t have the correct anatomy… but that carbonite fleshlight looks hella uncomfortable.


#8

Just want to make this joke before anyone else: HAN SHOT FIRST!


#9

hemdroids…

steady, steady, the exhaust port in my dark side is only the size of a womp rat…who’s your father?


#10

“Gag gift”
LOLs


#11

buried the lead with all the star wars talk…

THERE IS A PICKLE RICK DICK!!!


…cover that sucker in schezwan sauce and you are good to go!


#12

"Goodness gracious me!"


#13

I thought the same. According to their website it has a canal diameter of 1,25".

I looked up their other fleshlight-like products to compare and those mostly have diameters of 0.5".

So yeah…either they don’t expect these to ever actually be used, or they’re meant to be used by kids. I certainly hope the former.


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