State of Emergency Over Flesh-Eating Screwworm Infestation Declared in Florida

My manager at the Cosmosphere hated Florida. He’s like, “My nephew lives there. I feel so sorry for him.” And listed off a bunch of problems like most lighting strikes in the US, alligators, etc.[quote=“jlw, post:1, topic:87492”]
“It’s been more than five decades since the screwworm infested Florida, and I’ve grown up hearing the horror stories from the last occurrence.”
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Sounds rather dramatic. How bad really can it - google images come up - oh sweet baby Jesus!

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Separated at birth?

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Holy crap! Icky image to follow…

I get my share of flies and mosquitos, but when I swatted one the other day, larvae came spilling out, and it looked like this picture. Just a load of wriggly little worms. I wrapped them all in a napkin and hammered the bejeesus out of that napkin with a proper hammer.

For weird ass creepy stuff, Florida is the Australia of US.

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As an Australian I resent this comment.

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I quote:

Now several agencies are fighting back using the Sterile Insect Technique (SIT), which works by releasing a large number of sterile screwworms into the wild with the intent of decreasing the insect population.

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Key deer are indeed adorable. Actually, the Florida Keys are pretty awesome themselves. Not all Florida is bad.

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they will privatise the problem and look for a way to get rich off it !!

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(edit) image posted because my pun machine is currently unavailable, curled up and quivering in disgust at this whole idea.

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Worst.

Porn name.

Ever.

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