Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/09/21/australia-man-mates-a-hamburge.html
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He may have mated them, but it’s still incest.
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Straya. Fuck yeah.
(Yep. Vegemite and Cheese pizza.)
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I’ll bet they smother that thing in ketchup!!! 
Also I’m interested to know what other powers “Australia Man” possesses?
X-Ray beer goggles? Super casual racism? The ability to talk slowly and clearly?
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It’s like the sandwich itself is trying to warn you not to eat it.
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I just realized—this is an Australian burger-thing and they didn’t include “beetroot” (what we Yanks just call beets) among the toppings? Have you lost your way entirely, Australia??
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Like everything else on that continent, it will kill you.
Also, you should check your boots before you put them on in the morning, they hide there.
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Without a doubt, the most sexual sandwich ever - uhm, not that there’s anything wrong with that…
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I think this is kind of an homage to America. It’s like how we imagine America or something, at least that’s how I’m parsing it…
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To sound pedantic; to have a distinctive ‘root’ is not that strange because the leaves of beet are also eatable. But you probably knew already. 
More important… does this thing come with or without ketchup?
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America wins this round
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Straya, fuck’n ay.
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Seems to me like a perfectly ordinary burger and a perfectly ordinary dog on a cute novelty bun.
Paula Deen says y’all are amateurs.
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or an egg. it doesn’t have an egg.
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Miscegenation, I believe.
And from the looks of it, I want one of their passports!
miscegeNATION getit? oh nevermind
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Couldn’t you just slap some of this on top?
Mighty tasty, lemmetellya.
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Yes. Yes we have.
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