Australia man mates a hamburger and a hotdog, creates HamDog fast food monstrosity


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Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/09/21/australia-man-mates-a-hamburge.html


Australia, Florida of the WORLD?
#2

He may have mated them, but it’s still incest.


#3

Straya. Fuck yeah.

(Yep. Vegemite and Cheese pizza.)


#4

I’ll bet they smother that thing in ketchup!!! :wink:

Also I’m interested to know what other powers “Australia Man” possesses?

X-Ray beer goggles? Super casual racism? The ability to talk slowly and clearly?


#5

It’s like the sandwich itself is trying to warn you not to eat it.


#6

I just realized—this is an Australian burger-thing and they didn’t include “beetroot” (what we Yanks just call beets) among the toppings? Have you lost your way entirely, Australia??


#7

Like everything else on that continent, it will kill you.

Also, you should check your boots before you put them on in the morning, they hide there.


#8

Without a doubt, the most sexual sandwich ever - uhm, not that there’s anything wrong with that…


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#11

I think this is kind of an homage to America. It’s like how we imagine America or something, at least that’s how I’m parsing it…


#12

To sound pedantic; to have a distinctive ‘root’ is not that strange because the leaves of beet are also eatable. But you probably knew already. :wink:

More important… does this thing come with or without ketchup?


#13

America wins this round


#14

Straya, fuck’n ay.


#15

Seems to me like a perfectly ordinary burger and a perfectly ordinary dog on a cute novelty bun.

Paula Deen says y’all are amateurs.


#16

or an egg. it doesn’t have an egg.


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#18

Miscegenation, I believe.

And from the looks of it, I want one of their passports!

 

 

 

miscegeNATION getit? oh nevermind


#19

Couldn’t you just slap some of this on top?

Mighty tasty, lemmetellya.


#20

Yes. Yes we have.