Do you want bush fires? Because vagina candles are how you get bush fires.
Not sure which made me laugh harder: the vagina candle/bush fire juxtaposition, or the thought of a bear dropping out of Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina.
“A new startup is disrupting the scrotum-washing industry” is pretty much a universal setup
That and Trump assholes, and it’s Yahtzee with a triple word score!