Stop asking about the peanut. It is not for sale

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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/02/28/stop-asking-about-the-peanut.html

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Usually there are two nuts for every wiener, not the other way around.

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Is the peanut for sale?

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(in a Karen voice) But I’ve already got a wienermobile! I need the peanut to complete my collection!!!

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Call Matt…

“No emails please call matt ANYTIME at 250-329-9786 ask about the big wiener for sale. Text or call”

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Calgary actually is very balmy today. It’s 8C and sunny which is rapidly melting all the snow.

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But not always.

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I like that it says any logo will be removed for sale.

I would relish the opportunity to explain “actually, this isn’t an Oscar Meyer Wienermobile, as those are protected trademarks. What you see here is merely a hot dog-shaped vehicle.”

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Klingon?

ds9-worf-yes

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I see what you did there…

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Rule 34, I guess.

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I just bought the peanut. EVERYTHING has a price.

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Thank you, Brainspore. I was desperately hoping I wasn’t the only one with this condition. Whew!

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Of course they aren’t selling it. They still need to use it as a hearse to bury Mr. Peanut, after they manage to kill him off next time.

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How many footlongs to the gallon does it get?

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There’s usually two peanuts in each shell?

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Turns out it was a hoax/prank on poor Matt, which probably should’ve been clear from “ask about the big wiener for sale”.

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I want to see a Mad Max one with a rear gunner in a ball turret.

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