Strawberry in the shape of a chicken


#1

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#2

So there is a God … and he loves chickens? Or strawberries?


#3

Well I call bullshit, this does not look like a chicken at all. It is red, and covered with tiny seeds, almost like a strawberry. Chickens have feathers instead of seeds.


#4

I say, son, those Scottish farmers are about as sharp as a bowling ball.


#5

How do we know this isn’t a chicken trying to hide as a strawberry? A very… uhm… tiny chicken…


#6

I don’t know what all the fuss is about; I’ve got a turnip shaped like a thingie.


#7

Oddly enough, it tastes like a squirrel.


#8

if you think that’s weird…look at this freaky ass strawberry my wife bought.


#9

It’s upside down. And it needs a condom.


#10

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