Strawberry in the shape of a chicken

[beschizza]

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[futnuh]

So there is a God … and he loves chickens? Or strawberries?

[Boundegar]

Well I call bullshit, this does not look like a chicken at all. It is red, and covered with tiny seeds, almost like a strawberry. Chickens have feathers instead of seeds.

[anon29631895]

I say, son, those Scottish farmers are about as sharp as a bowling ball.

[thekaz]

How do we know this isn’t a chicken trying to hide as a strawberry? A very… uhm… tiny chicken…

[Eksrae]

I don’t know what all the fuss is about; I’ve got a turnip shaped like a thingie.

[Bill_Sudbrink]

Oddly enough, it tastes like a squirrel.

[Marty_Blanket_Ingels]

if you think that’s weird…look at this freaky ass strawberry my wife bought.

[pjcamp]

It’s upside down. And it needs a condom.