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I got exactly the same score. 83%, no mistakes. I didn’t exactly enjoy all the loanwords, less-used conjugations, or otherwise strangely prefixed or suffixed terms, but this was interesting.

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hmm

“Sulfathiazole” is bullshit too. Okay, it’s a real thing that exists that someone gave a name to, but naming your kid who is a real person who exists “Zgrzzmmmphdré” doesn’t make “Zgrzzmmmphdré” an English word.

he goes by “Dré” of course

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70%. I got dinged heavily by words that are reasonable, understandable, but not words. This is why German makes more sense. Just because you conjugate in a rare way doesn’t make it incorrect.

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Asking people to speak “correct” English is like asking them to put on shackles. It’s already a bastard hybrid of Germanic and Latin, with a bunch of imported words.

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Words I did not know:
(“d’oh” group): commercialistic, alkane, pearlescent
(“wat” group): germen, chapleted, tansy

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You didn’t know “pearlescent?” Have you never ejaculated?

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Booyah.

Got stung cause I figured ‘anesthith’ was probably a word.

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that must hurt quite a bit.

At least you didn’t get some freaking Old English runes…

@XantheStone, @anon29631895, don’t fill out the initial survey form.

It did the same thing to me if I answered the questions, but when I didn’t, it worked. (93%!)

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That’s the great thing about English!

Q: “Is Quobfobble a word in English?”

A: It is now! HA HA!

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Well it’s been used at least twice now.

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Only if you do it right.

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Most of the nonwords look sort of like English. They’re traps for the gullible.

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Still didn’t work in my firefox… Tried it in MS Edge without entering the info and it worked.
I only got 89% – I should have followed my gut with the 3 non-words to which I said yes…

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