Purple?
That’s Viola Negro, Junior.
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Fixed!
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LOL! Hilarious! 
seriously that was too funny! Unladen or with coconut… I love it!
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Hey Dorcas McGee. @awjt
Mind if I bother you for a plate of pancakes? Even a short-stack would be fine.
Sorry to bother you about this, here’s 2LP for your trouble.
It’s just that I think I will be needing this, real soon.
We De’Ath’s have something of a track record of amateur medicine. It’s something we…dabble in…from time to time.
Bearing that in mind, I was wondering if I might run an idea up the flagpole, see if anyone salutes.
It’s a thought I’d been having as to how we might magnify our torque output, see if we could get more bang for our buck, so to speak.
What do you think? I’m hoping we might find some…volunteers on our travels.
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Oh dear god that’s going on the t-shirt.
((ooc:
I think I need a unicorn chaser 0.o
))
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DJ: This is K.A.O.S. You and I are listening to CHAOS, out of Los Angeles.
DJ: Let’s go to the CB-lines now, and take a request.
Caller: Hey Mon dis be Morton. We're rollin' to take back Babylon, could you play us a bit somethin Inspirational
DJ: Done and Done. From their second album, Blues for the Red Planet Sun, here’s the tops of desert rock.
I’ve got a war inside my head
It’s got to set your soul free
I’ve got a wheel inside my head
A wheel of understanding
I’m a loadin’, loadin’ my war machine
I’m contributing to the system, the break down scheme
I’m a shuttin’ down, I’m shuttin’ down your greed for green
I am here to gun it down. I gun it down.
Yeah!
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De’Ath sits by the fire, his brows furrowed as he attempts to make sense of the book he found. The strange hieroglyphics march like ants across the pages.
He stares, blinks, refocuses. Slowly, painfully, he traces the shapes with his fingers.
S. E. E. …S. P. O. T. …
Damnation! De’Ath hurls the book into the flames.
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I so want to roll down the highway with you with an 18 wheeler-sized sound system blasting this song.
For real.
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The sun did not shine.
It was too wet to play.
So we shat in the convoy.
All that cold, cold, wet day.
I shat there with Bertie,
we shat there we two.
And I said, “How I wish
we had something to do!”
Too wet to go out
and too cold to play ball.
So we shat in the convoy.
We did nothing at all.
So all we could do was to Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
And we did not like it.
Not one little bit.
And then something went BUMP!
How that bump made us jump!
We looked!
Then we saw him slide in there like butter!
We looked!
And we saw him!
The famous Toecutter!
And he said to us,
“Why do you shit there and stutter?”
“I know it is wet
And the sun is not sunny.
But we can have lots of good fun that is funny!”
“I know some good games we could play,”
Said Toecutter.
“I know some new tricks,”
He said with a flutter.
“A lot of good tricks.
I will show them to you.
Cougar will not mind at all if I do.”
Then Bertie and I
did not know what to say.
Cougar was out of the convoy that day.
But Wash said, “No! No!
Make Toecutter go 'way!
Tell that Toecutter
you do NOT want to play.
He should not be here.
He should not be about.
He should not be here when Cougar is out!”
“Now! Now! Have no fear.
Have no fear!” said Toecutter.
“My tricks are not bad,”
said Toecutter.
“Why, we can have
lots of good fun, with these wrecks -
here’s a game that I call KILL KILL KILL all your mechs!”
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For some of us old-timers, the highest acheivement is a hat.
You’ve earned this, Sir Gonville.
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I had NO IDEA there was such cool stuff in there. Looks like they’ve got just the stuff for the lightest premium fuel system ever. I am definitely driving over there to see what what I can salvage, ( and to pay my respects to that Ferrari.)
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DJ: This is K.O.N.G. The King of stations.
DJ: Here’s a track that we’ve been going bananas for recently, that we’re playing for those brave folks heading up the 605 Interstate in that crazy-ass convoy.
Revvin’ up your engine
Listen to her howlin’ roar
Metal under tension
Beggin’ you to touch and go
Highway to the Danger Zone
Ride into the Danger Zone
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DJ : …all week. Try the veal! …and tip your waitress!
DJ : You’re listening to K.N.U.T - holding back the tide of modern music with all your favourite classic oldies.
DJ : Hey, let’s be careful out there. Here’s a public safety announcement courtesy of Gary Numan.
Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It’s the only way to live
In cars
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Would you buy a used car from this man?
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~BZzzzt!~
…this is Tijuana pirate radio…
~SCurhhh!~
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