Tattoo of Grampa Simpson's rambling"bust heads" story.... all of it

[pesco]

Originally published at: Tattoo of Grampa Simpson's rambling"bust heads" story.... all of it - Boing Boing

…

[anon87143080]

[theophrastus]

[generic_name]

“You better ink this on my leg. . . my arm’s not gonna be long enough for the whole thing.”

[Grasshopper]

A version with better audio: Imgur: The magic of the Internet

[Franko]

wait, where’s the “…On account of the Kaiser!” part??

[generic_name]

That’s from the Flying Hellfish episode:

S07E22 - Grampa's Story from Nineteen Dickety Two

[Mister44]

I appreciate the commitment to the bit.

[danimagoo]

[Franko]

ahhh, so i have conflated them for ages, apparently. well, it’s good to know i didn’t imagine it!

[allenk]

The “five bees for a quarter” is missing Abe holding up one hand and one extra finger, making five. attention usersub: give me 5 bees for a quarter - Album on Imgur