Tentacle sex game that's all about consent


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#2

TIL an awesome new word: “consentacles”.

This counts as my “Learn one new thing every day”, right?


#3

Kickstarter needs a ‘watch for’ setting so I don’t miss the early bird on this.


#4

I’ve seen enough hentai to know where this is going.


#5

Speaking for tentacle monsters everywhere, I am deeply concerned this game intends to stereotype us as rapists and perverts. While true, this is totally unfair and racist.


#6

“So there was an impetus for me to reclaim tentacles for the good, loving tentacle monsters out there.”


#7

“Honestly, I have to say that it comes from Howard making a big deal out of us occasionally getting it on with a human. Really, in my case, it was just that one time in college, but after he got wind of it, he’d pay for a couple of rounds, then sidle up to me with beads of sweat on his forehead and upper lip and say, ‘So, this woman… she was a… white woman, right?’ I wasn’t even sure what he meant by ‘white’–you all look alike to me, no offense. It got to the point where I didn’t want to return his calls, but he was doing wonders for our personal brand. Still, I really don’t want my kids seeing this.”


#8

Damn you! You got me reading tentacle sex fanfic!


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