TIL an awesome new word: âconsentaclesâ.
This counts as my âLearn one new thing every dayâ, right?
Kickstarter needs a âwatch forâ setting so I donât miss the early bird on this.
Iâve seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
Speaking for tentacle monsters everywhere, I am deeply concerned this game intends to stereotype us as rapists and perverts. While true, this is totally unfair and racist.
âSo there was an impetus for me to reclaim tentacles for the good, loving tentacle monsters out there.â
âHonestly, I have to say that it comes from Howard making a big deal out of us occasionally getting it on with a human. Really, in my case, it was just that one time in college, but after he got wind of it, heâd pay for a couple of rounds, then sidle up to me with beads of sweat on his forehead and upper lip and say, âSo, this woman⌠she was a⌠white woman, right?â I wasnât even sure what he meant by âwhiteââyou all look alike to me, no offense. It got to the point where I didnât want to return his calls, but he was doing wonders for our personal brand. Still, I really donât want my kids seeing this.â
Damn you! You got me reading tentacle sex fanfic!
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