TIL an awesome new word: “consentacles”.
This counts as my “Learn one new thing every day”, right?
Kickstarter needs a ‘watch for’ setting so I don’t miss the early bird on this.
I’ve seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
Speaking for tentacle monsters everywhere, I am deeply concerned this game intends to stereotype us as rapists and perverts. While true, this is totally unfair and racist.
“So there was an impetus for me to reclaim tentacles for the good, loving tentacle monsters out there.”
“Honestly, I have to say that it comes from Howard making a big deal out of us occasionally getting it on with a human. Really, in my case, it was just that one time in college, but after he got wind of it, he’d pay for a couple of rounds, then sidle up to me with beads of sweat on his forehead and upper lip and say, ‘So, this woman… she was a… white woman, right?’ I wasn’t even sure what he meant by ‘white’–you all look alike to me, no offense. It got to the point where I didn’t want to return his calls, but he was doing wonders for our personal brand. Still, I really don’t want my kids seeing this.”
Damn you! You got me reading tentacle sex fanfic!
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