Texas authorities admit Uvalde shooter wasn't "barricaded"

I think yellow nail polish would work very well for that and would be more flexible

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Takes too long. You need to be able to slap it on the existing sticker quickly when you spot a vehicle with the blue line flag on it. A lot of the flags are on the back window of pickup trucks. You don’t want to have to climb in the bed of the truck to painstakingly paint in the yellow line.

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Then it might be better to make a sticker of the entire flag with the yellow line and slap it on top of the other one rather than worrying about having a yellow line sticker of exactly the right size

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police line

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There we go! I can carry several small rolls of different widths of yellow scientific tape in my pocket!

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Gaffer’s tape for the win!

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I believe it’s already being said, by dTrumph at the NRA conference, he allegedly called it a hoax.
I hope that’s not true, but I’ll believe anything about the human cockroach these days.

This is all you need to know:

The names of the 19 children and two teachers, broken up into hardly recognizable syllables in Trump’s stumbling pronunciation, were interspersed with the funereal sound of a gong.

I had to double and triple check that this wasn’t an Onion article. Everything about this is so wrong on so many levels that it’s practically incomprehensible to me that this actually happened.

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… once again making everybody wonder if he’s functionally illiterate because of a cognitive deficit, or because he’s just too vain to wear glasses :thinking:

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And then he danced a fucking jig.

Instead of the gong they should have just used the chaCHING cash register sound

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Remember Thighland and Yo Semite?

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Just in case it wasn’t abundantly clear who they think does and doesn’t deserve protection.

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Well “should consider” is a problem. Maybe they all considered it, but figured the chance was too low. The standard needs to be “must find”.

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But the Uvalde cops seemed so certain. They made sure to say it was left open again, and again, and again. Cops wouldn’t lie would they?

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Circling the wagons.

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It just doesn’t stop…

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