You know those little hints you leave family members leading up to Xmas, for the gift you really, really want? Well, my hints this year will be loud, huge, and identify the gift I don’t want.
Say two tons of creamed corn again mother fucker. Say it.
Great gift for non-tech relative/friend/acquaintance you want to make trouble for:
“How did 4 tons of bat guano get delivered to my doorstep?”
“I’m tired of all these motherfucking barrels of lube on this motherfucking porch!”
I’ve been house hunting recently. I recommend removing your Alexa if you’re showing your house.
With Alexa’s the Simon Says feature, Alexa will repeat whatever you say. I wonder if it will be disabled for the celebrity voices. It could be used for some interesting deep fakes.
Woah, Amazon does actually sell guano.
Now I’ll have to gift that special someone with the glasses and hope they say the magic words! 
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