First thing I thought of was Skwisgaar Skwigelf from Metalocalypse.
Did he listen to Jack White while doing his research?
I am very disappointed youtube - not a single Elder Love-related clip from Bored to Death for me to link to.
Well, there is that Kids in the Hall sketch.
As fetishes go, this one seems almost . . . positive. Like people who prefer overweight people. Sure, it goes against societyâs grain, but as long as weâre talking responsible consenting adults here maybe some of our olderly types deserve to be treated like theyâre still sexy sometimes, right?
The sexiest part of us is the mind, after all. I know some old people who have AMAZING minds!
More power to them, just so they get to come out of the closet and all is Safe, Sane, and Consentual. 
note, I know thatâs now how you spell âconsensualâ, but Iâm protesting the stupidly modified word. Seriously, leave the T in there.
When he walked up to the old lady in the market and whispered
âYou are GMILFâ
And then there was the scene where someone walked in on him with three grannies and he said something like âOh hellos, this is Agnes, and Delores, and Ethel.â
Even so, we are talking about the extreme in age range, correct? Even I (whose appearance is at least ten years younger than my age) am attracted to some women my age, who can definitely be considered grandmothers.
I think the only reason it can really be called a âfetishâ is because obviously old people suck at biological reproduction so itâs not ânaturalâ.
But so what? Weâre not monkeys! We should be making âloving whoever you want, as long as thereâs mutual consentâ the norm, rather than âyouâre only supposed to be attracted to certain types of peopleâ
Most people are a little weirded out by amputees, but some people really get off on them. That gives amputees a few more options on the romantic side, right? Maybe a lot of these âfetishesâ are just the natural response our amazingly diverse population has to how amazingly complicated we are?
Ha! Yes, here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3l9IN287kY
I see nothing wrong with it. To each her/his own.
Iâm only thinking of this in the sense of deviancy, meaning âoutside the averageâ. Not the kind of âdeviancyâ-word that your average ultra-conservative might utter.
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