A man goes to a movie theater.
He spots what he thinks are the last two seats, but as he sits down, he sees a snail in the other seat.
He sees the ticket stub and figures the snails has a right to be there so he settles in to watch the movie.
As the movie plays, the snail sits there. Never laughing at the comedy or crying at the tragedy.
When it’s all over the guy leans over and asks the snail, “What are you doing at the movies?”
The snail shrugged his shell and said, “Well, I liked the book.”
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Don’t you think she this place looks tired?
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Heads-up for the greeting committee:
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cries for long lost childhood
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orenwolf
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4 posts were split to a new topic: 2015 anniversary badges missing
TobinL
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childhood is overrated… not enough booze for one thing.
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My uncle used to look like Keith Flint before he gets his hair done in the video for Baby’s Got a Temper.
PIcture from the video, before anyone asks
I haven’t seen my uncle in 15 years so I don’t know if he still looks like him.
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Looks like @awesomerobot is the first member to get the BBS commander badge!
Congrats!
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TobinL
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The joys of BBS markup code and an excellent sense of mischief is all that is.
ETA @orenwolf (if you are still up) it got flagged/hidden again.
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We have always been here.
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TobinL
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Hey man you are a few hours ahead and you do need to sleep.
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Dude. I gotta figure out how to make my Lt Commander more bold.
Apropos of nothing, why haven’t there been more Rob Ford posts?
Convince everyone else to wear their ensign insignia.
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Totally reassuring and not at all creepy sounding.
Didn’t he die, or something?
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I think he got shot in the head in the last episode of Westworld.
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Rob Ford died??? Shouldn’t we start a threat or something?
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