The best inflatable unicorn


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/07/03/the-best-inflatable-unicorn.html


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#3

(Only needs air)


#4

I want to lawn bomb somebody’s house with about a 100 of them.


#5

If you want to go in a slightly more Blade Runner direction a Google search for “papercraft unicorn head” yields results of varying polycounts and pricepoints.


#6

I love the head - it just needs a little walnut plaque!


#7

A couple of years ago I snuck into Pedro the Cruel’s house and put this horse’s head (which I learned about from bOINGbOING) in his bed while he was out on a job.


#8

it’s not very fluffy.


#9

Best, pfft. Here are a few of the worst (some still in design stage):


#10

“The inflatable unicorn wall head is just incredibly nasty, thanks to the uncannily realistic horse photo printed on it. Unless you’re putting it in someone’s bed as a warning, avoid.”

Oh please, please, please, somebody make a video about this.


#11

Walter Cronkite?


#12

If that unicorn inflatable has “orifices” we’re going to need a Unicorn chaser.


#13

And it doubles as the best deflatable unicorn too! What a deal!


#14

The second one reminds me of Charles Stross’ novella Equoid which might involve the worst unicorn.


#15

That is a “deflated” tardigrade.
All it requires is a microscopic air pump.


#16

That’s a reseller. The original is an oriental trading product for $18, plus shipping.


#17

“Anatomically accurate inflatable unicorn. Contains no horn.”

Update: Let the record show that it was BoingBoing where I originally encountered the concept of Inflatable Reindeer Fetishism.

Photos of inflatable reindeer orgies were entirely my own work.


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#19

Racking my brain to understand this. Throw me a hint, maybe? :thinking:


#20

Inflatable, of course.