Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/07/03/the-best-inflatable-unicorn.html
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(Only needs air)
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I want to lawn bomb somebody’s house with about a 100 of them.
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If you want to go in a slightly more Blade Runner direction a Google search for “papercraft unicorn head” yields results of varying polycounts and pricepoints.
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I love the head - it just needs a little walnut plaque!
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A couple of years ago I snuck into Pedro the Cruel’s house and put this horse’s head (which I learned about from bOINGbOING) in his bed while he was out on a job.
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it’s not very fluffy.
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“The inflatable unicorn wall head is just incredibly nasty, thanks to the uncannily realistic horse photo printed on it. Unless you’re putting it in someone’s bed as a warning, avoid.”
Oh please, please, please, somebody make a video about this.
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If that unicorn inflatable has “orifices” we’re going to need a Unicorn chaser.
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And it doubles as the best deflatable unicorn too! What a deal!
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The second one reminds me of Charles Stross’ novella Equoid which might involve the worst unicorn.
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That is a “deflated” tardigrade.
All it requires is a microscopic air pump.
That’s a reseller. The original is an oriental trading product for $18, plus shipping.
“Anatomically accurate inflatable unicorn. Contains no horn.”
Update: Let the record show that it was BoingBoing where I originally encountered the concept of Inflatable Reindeer Fetishism.
Photos of inflatable reindeer orgies were entirely my own work.
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Racking my brain to understand this. Throw me a hint, maybe? 
Inflatable, of course.
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