Ride this unicorn like a mechanical bull


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I really hope the horn is soft.


When it throws a rider it should turn and aim its butt at them and fire rainbow-colored confetti and glitter out its ass.




" along with a professional “escort” (no, not that kind)". Yes, in fact, quite the reverse. The unicorn must be accompanied by a female virgin in order to keep it tame and docile.


And there aren’t many contexts where you can safely say THAT! :wink:



Avaialbe soon at the BoingBoing shop.


The wall between reality and Fortnite is beginning to crumble.


This makes me sad.
The unicorn is a lie!

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