Ride this unicorn like a mechanical bull

[Rusty_Blazenhoff]

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/06/14/ride-this-unicorn-like-a-mecha.html

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[Kimmo]

[Auld_Lang_Syne]

I really hope the horn is soft.

[Cunk]

When it throws a rider it should turn and aim its butt at them and fire rainbow-colored confetti and glitter out its ass.

[FGD135]

[larrycovey]

" along with a professional “escort” (no, not that kind)". Yes, in fact, quite the reverse. The unicorn must be accompanied by a female virgin in order to keep it tame and docile.

[anothernewbbaccount]

@Auld_Lang_Syne

I really hope the horn is soft.

And there aren’t many contexts where you can safely say THAT!

[Slant]

[TobinL]

Avaialbe soon at the BoingBoing shop.

[GulliverFoyle]

The wall between reality and Fortnite is beginning to crumble.

[SavageChef]

This makes me sad.
The unicorn is a lie!