Unicorn turns evil with a squeeze


#1

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/10/27/unicorn-turns-evil-with-a-sque.html


#2

Squeeze me!


#3

That’s my kinda toy…


#4

me; Um, want.
also me; $41.99 is a lot.
still me: NO! WANT!


#5

That’s awesome. But for $42, I want it to have bluetooth, and maybe drone capabilities.


#6

Ohhhhh, flying bluetooth evil unicorn.
What could possibly go wrong?


#7

Oh I’ve dated her.


#8

Uh - an aggressive face doesn’t make it evil. Evil often has a placid or kind face.


#9

Unicorn That’s Impassively Evil Like A Harmless Sad Old Man Who’s Actually Satan Turned Into Noble Guardian Angered By His Presence Unicorn with a squeeze


#10

Exactly! Perfect for any child’s playroom.


#11

Here you are, expecting it to fart a rainbow…


#12

You joke, and yet this is the face of evil: Cute, tasty gummy bears :wink:


#13

As first seen at Think Geek… http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/jnrg/


#14

Why does that make me think of an even Grumpier Cat?


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Zach Weinersmith / www.smbc-comics.com


#17

Nonsense. Everyone knows evil wears a goatee.


#18

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