Unicorn turns evil with a squeeze

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/10/27/unicorn-turns-evil-with-a-sque.html

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Squeeze me!

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That’s my kinda toy…

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me; Um, want.
also me; $41.99 is a lot.
still me: NO! WANT!

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That’s awesome. But for $42, I want it to have bluetooth, and maybe drone capabilities.

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Ohhhhh, flying bluetooth evil unicorn.
What could possibly go wrong?

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Oh I’ve dated her.

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Uh - an aggressive face doesn’t make it evil. Evil often has a placid or kind face.

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Unicorn That’s Impassively Evil Like A Harmless Sad Old Man Who’s Actually Satan Turned Into Noble Guardian Angered By His Presence Unicorn with a squeeze

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Exactly! Perfect for any child’s playroom.

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Here you are, expecting it to fart a rainbow…

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You joke, and yet this is the face of evil: Cute, tasty gummy bears :wink:

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As first seen at Think Geek… http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/jnrg/

Why does that make me think of an even Grumpier Cat?

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Zach Weinersmith / www.smbc-comics.com

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Nonsense. Everyone knows evil wears a goatee.

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