Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/01/19/delicious-unicorn-poop.html
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Unicorn poop?
BS, more like - everybody knows that unicorn poop is ice cream.
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Delicious, delicious unicorn poop. It’s also an ice cream flavor at Austin’s Sweet Ritual (tasty vegan ice cream place), containing Skittles and rainbow sprinkles, and unicorn poop (duh).
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Sounds delicious.
We only get Smurf ice cream (yes, it’s blue) around here.
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They couldn’t even be bothered to make them swirly.
Lucky Charms are a whole lot cheaper, and equally delicious.
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Nope, definitely marshmallows.
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Would eating the meat and poop in the same meal be kosher?
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Obligatory…
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I’m setting up my next vacation to go visit the vast herds of unicorns!
I’m wondering what they’re eating to even have poop like this. 
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these aren’t free range, please don’t support factory unicorn farming.
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For what it’s worth, the marshmallows themselves look like repackaged “Kraft Jet- Puffed FunMallows Colored Miniature Marshmallows.”
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Probably a bulk knockoff and then repackaged.
the only poop you will need is this:
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Just FYI, as I’ve mentioned before GirlChild is at the age where she’s unicorn obsessed.
As such, I’ve had the opportunity to taste this (not bad actually):
Probably not a bad substitute if you’re a little full to eat the full poop, but just want a bit of the flavor…
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