Unicorn candle holder cries colorful waxy tears when lit


Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/03/24/unicorn-candle-holder-cries-co.html


Shouldn’t include the Crying Unicorn candle dish so you’re not crying over the wax on your table top?


i thought it was only their poop and puke that was rainbow?

whereas their tears are cold cold gin


It would be so much better if the melted wax were routed to a different orifice.

Also, flatulence is rainbow; proper term is “farkle.”


uh , yeah , most of my backyard unicorns have been crying a lot lately - - -


Rainbow tears from those empty sockets.


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