I await your future strap-on reviews with great anticipation, @beschizza!
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I work from home, no worries.
But “wearable”? Fair warning…
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When I saw Rob’s post, I immediately thought of this classic Savage Love column. (Incredibly NSFW)
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I’m getting an odd feeling from this thread that I’m not in on the joke. What on earth do you people think this thing is?
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You use the term strap-on and don’t expect our dirty little minds to run with it?
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I am APPALLED.
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Sylva of Bubbles and Frown fame makes the best. Check her Etsy store.
She made me this one for my own unicorn photo shoot:
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I visited this topic for the penis jokes and I was not disappointed, y’all
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A PALL GAG COULD FIX THAT!
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Ribbed, for her pleasure . . .
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This looks too pointed to be a good strap on.
Also, how tight is it around the waist? It looks like it would be really tight. Like “can’t feel my legs any more” tight.
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Queen of the Succubi: “It is legit enough.”
Tepid endorsement from my goto strapon unicorn horn expert.
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Always happy when I know a @beschizza post from the headline
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Awwww… wouldn’t you say you’re… disappointed?
What? Somebody had to say it.
I’ll see myself out.
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The waist? Anyone who would use it for the purpose you’re alluding to wouldn’t give a fuck up a cat’s ass over simply strapping it on to one leg.
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You got ripped off dude. Unicron clearly has two horns.
Tho the bigger issue for an “average size man” is probably that this thing is literally the size of a planet.
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might as well post this.
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