Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/10/31/the-best-unicorn-wine-bottle-h.html
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Came here expecting bottles of rainbow bum wine.
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I’m sure no porn will come of this image.
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Please do not taunt Happy Fun Internet.
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Can also double as a bedside sex toy holder.
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Looking at the what other customers purchase I was shocked to find out this is a huge thing. There’s a ark of wine holders, I had no idea. Think the monkey is my favorite.
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My best friend and I had a tradition of giving each other the most useless gifts we can find. She sent me this one year. She won.
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I’d like to think that if reincarnation is a thing, Weinstein will come back as one of these. Forever doomed to be a motionless trophy, lying on his back, forced to hold something cold and unbending in his mouth for all eternity, while everyone laughs at his ridiculousness. That seems fair, no?
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A surfeit of wine bottle holders
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The dolphin one is batshit and I want it.
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“The best unicorn wine bottle holder”
There’s more than one?
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I like the alligator!
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“Beware of knockoff imitation pieces sold by unlicensed sellers.”
It’s $19.95, who would knock that off?
/searches
Oh, wow. Big market I guess.
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The dragon seems the least inappropriate of the lot.
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There’s always one, isn’t there…? 
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All of those Asian companies on Amazon have disclaimers like that. “Only buy this $12 prom dress from US, not some scummy other guy! We’re the REAL DEAL!” Yeah okay, it’s $12. I’m not gonna comparison shop.
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Handy sex toy storage as well.
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Or it could be a sex toy.
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Too much creepy wine bottle holder information!
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