Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/04/18/australian-man-trades-two-case.html
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Cute critter.
Somebody found a mythical creature that won’t kill them in Australia. Quite a rarity.
I guess it beats having a drop bear petting zoo.
…yet.
That trade might seem like a good deal at first glance, but now the buyer doesn’t have anything to drink with those unicorn steaks.
Capitalism FTW?
That might seem like a good deal but beer is really expensive in Australia these days. Two cartons (cases in US english) is well over AUD$80 (~USD$60)…
What kind of beer?
He started with four cases of beer, but drank two before coming up with his plan and making the deal.
Or you could just make your own: https://observationdeck.kinja.com/the-un-natural-history-of-man-made-unicorns-1658601966
If the Hollywood thing doesn’t pan out, the creature can be used to forcefully open beer kegs. Sadly ironic, when you think about it.
Ahem. Only the unwary trust unicorns to be harmless. I have a (very factual) fridge magnet that states: “I wish I was a unicorn so I could stab people through the heart with my head”.
Wait, what? How much?
At the biggest national retailer for the most popular beer, a slab/case (24 cans) is $44.90AUD (~£25 GBP / ~$32 USFD).
Happy Birthday NashRambler
Tax on beer has gone up in Oz over the last 30 years as a public health / moral panic response to working class drinking. The equivalent tax has not been passed on wine, tipple of the middle classes, for some reason.
Thank you very much!