They manage the public land that the burning man event is held on. They are right to hold event planners using the public space to a certain quality level. But some years, they pull random shit that is about grabbing as much money as possible and has nothing to do with maintaining the environment. I also have a vague memory of different events being held to varying levels of strictness.
Hey BLM, remember that fuckstick Cliven Bundy who pointed guns at your agents and you let him get away? His cattle have been shitting hard on the environment for years. Grow the fuck up, take his ranch, and get me my goddamn grazing fees I’m owed.
You joke, but it might just be possible to convince President Biff that Cliven Bundy is costing him personally money. Then he won’t stop grousing about that.