The extraterrestrial bodies revealed in Mexico were actually cake

Yes. It was fudged.

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Just be careful when you sleep among the stars.

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C14 dating works on the principle that we know the rate at which C14 is produced in the Earth’s atmosphere and subsequently incorporated into organisms through their diet, water, etc. (And because we also know its half life and it stops getting absorbed upon death of the organism, we can calculate how long ago it died). Pretty sure it wouldn’t give accurate results on alien organisms

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Aliens with soggy bottoms would explain the probing.

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Kirsten Dunst Cake GIF

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The lie is a cake.

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Yeah, but it’s cake that extraterrestrials ate!

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The paper mache alien’s fabrication mold was based on an actual alien!

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The tales of Gingerbread Men must be cultural memories of visits by cake aliens in the distant past.

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Preposterous. The Gingerbread Men are clearly cookies, not cakes.

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Cookies, cakes, profiteroles… It is an universe of pastries out there.

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Overcooked cakes due to the heat from an uncontrolled fiery plunge through the earth’s atmosphere.

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