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When is the competition for getting arrested on a domestic in a trailer park?
Or how about … being an elected politician and doing everything you can to fuck over the marginalized ?
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The winners of the drug snorting competition all died.
That’s how you know they won.
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if there is no gator wrasslin or a python round-up, is it really FloridaMan games? 
also missing the “back a dually one ton, extended cab, long bed pickup into a compact parking space” event. i hate those assholes.
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Will the competitors be allowed to be substance enhanced/degraded?
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are everywhere, under a different name:
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Shouldn’t that be a requirement?
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