"Bag the following": Florida man charged with robbery after demanding viagra, oxy, codeine and other drugs in note

Originally published at: "Bag the following": Florida man charged with robbery after demanding viagra, oxy, codeine and other drugs in note | Boing Boing

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I’m now wondering if pharmacies keep bottles of placebos labelled as commonly stolen drugs at the ready. If they don’t, they probably should.

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Is this part of the Florida Man competition? :thinking:

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Aother (sic) criminal mastermind from Florida, I see.

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probably just getting ready for Fantasy Fest down in Key West this weekend. :face_with_spiral_eyes:

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Why list all the dosages? Wouldn’t “all Oxycodone” be simpler than “Oxycodone: 5mg, 7.5mg, 10mg, 15mg, 20mg, 30mg (All Bottles)”?

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Odd caps-lock for printing.

THIS IS AN ARMED Robbery.

BAG THE Following

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‘THIS IS A ARMED Robbery’, not ‘AN’. After all this is Florida Man and the Queen’s English is not part of that genre.

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You beat me to it :smile::smile::smile::+1:

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