Originally published at: Florida man caught with his penis wrapped in drugs tells cops they aren't his | Boing Boing
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Sounds like a good case for civil asset forfeiture, does it not? “The item is question was involved in drug trafficking, therefor was confiscated.”
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“OK, I admit the drugs are mine but I’ve never seen that penis before in my life.”
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He is lucky it was Florida police because US Coast Guard would seize his Johnson and tattoo a marijuana leaf on it.
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“A” for effort.
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New and improved with extra junk!
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“honestly I don’t know how they got there - my girlfriend dressed my penis this morning.”
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For medicinal purposes. His dick has glaucoma.
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Came here for the civil asset forfeiture joke. Left satisfied.
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Welcome back, Florida man! You’ve been missed.
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Were there a LOT of drugs or just a small amount? Inquiring minds want to know.
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Another person caught up in the penal system, and then gets arrested to boot.
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Well technically if he was smuggling the drugs for someone else, they weren’t his drugs. Just saying. I also plan on representing this man in court.
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It was Dick´s drugs!
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It’s not mine!
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Apparently he was also arrested for DUI, but claimed that the piñus colada wasn’t his.
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It’s the humidity I tell ya. It always happens this time of year.
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And only one eye.
I could have sworn it was Woody…
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In olden times Florida was reputed to be the location of the fountain of youth. Now we have proven conclusively that it is the location of the fountain of stupid. Can we please plug that damned thing up now?
