Florida man caught with his penis wrapped in drugs tells cops they aren't his

“I must have picked up someone else’s underpants at the gym changing room!”

They weren’t his property. He was just romantically involved with the drugs. /s

Oh come on, i believe him. He just wanted to do some “packing” and just used some “weed” lying around.

Most drug mules find an internal place to hide the drugs.

Maybe the dick drugs were a distraction from the real stash?

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