Florida men arrested after hiding drugs in bags labeled "Bag Full of Drugs"

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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/02/05/florida-men-arrested-after-hid.html

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well that is just stupid. that label should have read This is NOT a bag of drugs.

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Or “Sack of Hammers,” so there would have been three things that dumb in the car.

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95!?! they weren’t even going fast!

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“Why, it’s brilliant! It’s so obvious, we couldn’t possibly be so dumb as to do that for real! So we will!”

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Were they hiding the drugs if the bag was clearly labeled? :thinking:

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The men said that when they were pulled over, the officers retrieved the bag from a plastic tote in their police cruiser, labelled “Drugs to be planted,” and put it in their car.

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Another gentleman who feel afoul of “accuracy in labeling” laws.

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Labeling contaband is not the time to be witty. If it’s electronic in nature, I call it, “DOS 4.0”. Bulkier stuff can just be called, “tax returns”.

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Came here for this, thank you!

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A fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

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Fuck that guy and his 3.6 g of fentanyl which he most likely was gonna cut into the other drugs. That shit kills people. For real. It’s not a joke. Fuck that guy.

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wonders if they missed ‘baggage handler required’

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Not on your life. That’s the first place they’d look. Reverse psychology only works on toddlers.

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The bag labeled “Bag Full of Drugs” isn’t even the dumbest thing here. It’s driving down the highway with a bag labeled “Bag Full of Drugs” that’s full of drugs and sitting out openly on the back seat while doing 95 so that you guarantee you’ll be pulled over and the cops will see your bag labeled “Bag Full of Drugs” that’s full of drugs. It’s the old Florida man “I’m going to do a badly hidden big crime, and at the same time I’m going to do a really obvious and public little crime to guarantee the cops learn about the badly hidden big crime.”

Moral of the story: don’t speed with a bag full of drugs labeled “Bag Full of Drugs” on your back seat.

Wait, that was the moral wasn’t it? I’m bad at the criming, so I’m never sure.

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Kias get up to 95mph ?
If that isn’t the real shocking take-away here…

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