Chris Cillizza sure knows how to write headlines. /s
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“He was a quiet fellow,” MacKee said.
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you will want to avoid that.
If only there was a proven way to avoid it . . .
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WTF? The judge realizes there are women in the military too, right? Cross posting on the misogyny thread. Asshole.
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That leaves him with only the titles of Duke of York and Lord Shitweasel.
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And if they do join the military they can’t bear arms due to the Lautenberg ammendment.
That means they are going to end up in a combat service support unit, more likely to be around women soldiers. I’m sure that’ll work out fine.
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Hm, yep, no escape clause for military.
(“You don’t need a sex crime lawyer; you need a Sex Crime Lawyer.”)
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Someone should tell the military that there are consequences for sexual assault in the military… they seemed to have ignored that.
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Forking maskhole.
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If he gets convicted, they may even strip him of his royal title. Suggested retitling: Puke of Pork
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In prison- he’ll be known as Count the Underwear in his laundry job.
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Oh, the grand old Duke of York, he had ten thousand lawyers… 
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They wonder why the movement to defund the police exists?
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Oh my, I missed this quote when the article came out:
sexual assault is what happens when parents hold “parties for teenagers, and they allow coeds and female people to swim in their underwear in their swimming pool.”
“Female people,” it’s their fault.
With credit to @anon61221983’s fine use of this one:
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Coeds and female people. Apparently then coeds are exclusively male, which makes me kind of wonder exactly who they are being educated along with. 
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It’s nice to be acknowledged! 
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