The Gallery of Just Plain Assholes (Part 1)

Piano Man’ has entered the chat…

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Some good follow-up verses as well in that thread…

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Then folks like Welch and his ilk decided to apply the same idea to government, leading to the disastrous administration of 45. For the unnecessary harm that they’ve inflicted on so many people to pursue power and profit…

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His love of Billy Joel was signaling that he was an asshole at heart. Because of it I have not been surprised by any turns to being awful he has made

ETA: This was not meant to be a dig at anyone that likes Billy Joel, so much as a criticism of having a fandom as your personality

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Oh great, now I wanna get high and listen to the Cure all night

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That would be a very funny info graphic to do based on profession.
Assholes per 100k:

  • librarians
  • kindergarten teachers
  • investment bankers
  • pediatricians
  • neurosurgeons

It would be very helpful for career counselors :joy:

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I like Billy Joel, unashamedly.

Also EVERYONE on the Boys is an asshole; that’s the point.

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Cool. Cool.
Now do one about right wing “preppers” where they have to live off the land and form a society.
We could call it Taint Wipe Island.
:roll_eyes:

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And Then There Were None.

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The novelisation already exists as Lord of the Flies.

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Really? That is quite a claim. I’m sure most people could name at least one who was worse, even if they are unfamiliar with German politics.

(Google Translation: Olaf Scholz is the worst Chancellor that Germany has ever had.)

Is Herr Hauer typical for the CDU?

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Eh, those kids weren’t right wing preppers. I read that novel more as the projection of an out of touch headmaster, writing what he thinks would happen if all the little heathens under his guard were stranded on a desert island. It’s not what regular kids would do.
But if it were a bunch of RWNJs, I guess my only main disagreement in the outcome is that Taint Wipe Island wouldn’t have a Ralph character. It’d be all Jacks, all the way.

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Sargent Schulz? No…that’s not it…

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Correct. Real life kids were compassionate and took care of each other

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Good job me, I translated that correct before I unhid the translation!

But yeah… that’s a hell of a statement to make…

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Every Bundeskanzler is the worst we’ve ever had!
Depending on who you ask, of course.

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https://www.marketwatch.com/story/heres-why-larry-summers-wants-10-million-people-to-lose-their-job-11655800397

Fuck your “sacrifice ratio”.

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