The Gallery of Just Plain Assholes (Part 1)

“ Dershowitz: “We can still talk, Larry.”

David: “No. No. We really can’t.”

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died Sunday following a short battle with the virus.

I bet that 8 days didn’t feel short to him!
Also, good.

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If they can seize the property of some chump that got caught with a trunk full or coke, why can’t they seize this pissant’s riches?

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I somehow doubt that this will do a damn thing.

“now yer jus denyin mah freedumbs. I gots rights to git shitfaced on this here ahrplane! an I don’t need no gotdamn mask to drank it” (/s)

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Wouldn’t this be a RICO case? (I know, I know, it’s never RICO.) They are negatively affecting his income potential in his profession in order to support an unrelated business in preventing unionization.

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The Gang Files a RICO Suit?

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Good riddance.

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Do we really hate Japan that much?

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Apparently so.

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Emmanuel is gonna need a ball gag at state events in Japan. His style of speaking is gonna curl their hair.

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Honestly, we can’t get him alot further away. So, there is that, at least.

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But of course.

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People will just preload in the airport lounge.

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I’m preloading right now.

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How the fuck are you not gone yet?

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He gave two weeks notice.

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