The Gallery of Just Plain Assholes (Part 1)

I don’t want to sound too pessimistic, but… imagine a German asking that in 1939…

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Hard to know where to start with this. The responsible gun owners line, the contortions required to passive voice this incident by any means necessary, or the prevalence of domestic violence amongst cops.

Also apparently both of the people involved were cops, so we can’t even tell which person was shot.

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Nu-uh: only one was a CPD officer, and the other was a wife. You couldn’t possibly be suggesting that one could be both at the same time!

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I know of one who probably isn’t

But this isn’t the gallery of just plain not assholes, so I need to correct that.

Guys, you do know you can choose to not be married, and that priests can choose not to do same sex marriages (unless they are Anglicans, in which case they are 100% forbidden by law). It’s just like you can choose to not be arseholes.

I know individual choice is a hard concept for the quislings at the LGBA to understand, but maybe if it is repeated enough it will eventually get through to them.

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Shareholders say “Shhhhhhh!”.

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tenor

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… ‘Washington’

(to end the headline)

100% guarantee this is an attempt to catch the eye of the 38 dipshits in the NYPD who are on unpaid leave for refusing to get vaccinated, and I just want to scream and never stop. $15,000 signing bonus. I just can’t even.

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Spocain’t.

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Spokan’t, actually (it’s not a long A :wink:).

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I hope they check out the pizza before they move. Take out options too!

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To make a reference that maybe 2 people on this forum will understand, they’ll get Pizza Pipeline and they’ll like it.

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I’m giving that a 50% veracity rating.

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Astroturfing the Supreme Court.

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Yep, that tracks.

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Cajun style!

Update:

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Yeah, warmed over shit is a really inspiring offering, and is entirely down to woke people wanting their politicians to be as boring as dot matrix printouts of genetic code.

sarcastic sarcasm GIF

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Don’t forget this asshole:

Because, you know, the real problem is making white people feel bad. As always.

In case you were wondering,

Yeah, sure, uh huh.

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Wow, I am speechless.

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