Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2021/01/07/the-grillgun-might-be-the-most-awe-inspiring-grilling-tool-ever-made.html
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“Start charcoal grilling in 60 seconds” - 10% off!!
Or just get a Weber charcoal chimney for $25 and save even more!
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somehow, advertising this “most awe inspiring gun” (even if it’s only for grills) on the day after an attempted coup seems a bit…
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Yep. I’m finding them for about $20.
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Finally, a BB store item made for me!
Too bad I don’t own a grill and don’t sear my meat.
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Skip the unitasker and get an actual blowtorch.
The 1lb propane cylinders are available at any home improvement or camping store, and they are easily refillable provided you don’t take the refilled cylinders across state lines.
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Seems a deranged mob has stormed the BB offices and taken over. The ad copy is so dissonant to my suburban Canadian ears.
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Or, you can make one with a big tomato sauce can and tin snips for (checks cost of tin snips): 18 dollars.
More like 5 if you already have the tin snips.
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I was hoping it would shoot fully cooked hotdogs into my mouth. Like the PEZ gun but for meat.
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Don’t restrict yourself to cooking.
Do you smoke? Have candles? Go to concerts? Own a jack-o-lantern? Work part time as an arsonist? Have Imperial Japanese soldiers dug into your back yard?
The uses are endless!
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That’s a pretty shabby dream. Unfortunately, I’ve done my own plumbing work for years, and so I own TWO blowtorches.
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Yep. This is the way to start a charcoal grill.
Me whenever I smell someone close by using lighter fluid:
Rule 34 suggests to me that this quote could be in someone’s Grindr profile… 
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Don’t be silly. Cocktail weenies would be more appropriate given the size of your mouth and the dispensing mechanism. Sheesh! Do I have to think of everything? 
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Might even work for free(1) if you use the pointy end of a church key. I assume every adult has one. If you had to look it up, perhaps you don’t.
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It’s a $150 weed burner amirite?
I mean, why pay $50 for a weedburner when I can get one for $150 that makes me feel like my cock is 3x the size!
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I think you may have a second career as a boing boing shop copywriter ahead of you 
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They should replace the ad copy with your text. Might actually make some sales.
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Disclaimer: Doesn’t actually make your schlong any longer. Much like a monster truck, may only socially highlight your inadequacies.
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That made me laugh out loud. I needed a good laugh. Thank you.
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