I shall simply sit back and wait for someone to get a sample to a qualified lab to find out which municipal water supply is being bottled as “raw water”.
Or the first public health lawsuit when someone with more money than brains comes down with something nasty. People often smarten up when they smell lawsuit money.
Willfully stupid people deserve what they get but this is getting out of hand.
Good point…
Excellent point. Which could lead to an entirely different kind of lawsuit if this bamboozeler has adulterated treated water before selling it without labeling it in accordance with state and federal laws.
This guy survived:
(I think it’s only toxic in large quantities)
For FUCK’S SAKE! What is it with these idiots?
I’d really like him to go try this ‘raw water’ shit (pun intended) in some suitable African/Asian village and hopefully die slowly and painfully of diseases that affect thousands of people every year.
Or more charitably, spend a day or two with these people (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WaterAid) and learn a thing or two, perhaps even to the extent of putting his zeal into something a bit more fucking productive!
You’d have to drink enough for it to replace a significant portion of the water in your body. Heavy water screws with osmosis due to different bonding angles IIRC. Doesn’t go through semipermeable membranes the same way regular water does.
Luckily the ‘TUBER’ distributed tube technology platform is more than disruptive enough to deal with boring legacy regulations.
… courtesy of psychopathy.
“Imagine how” is meant to get them off the false advertising hook.
Me too. Many years ago in PA during a phase of beaver-dumps in the water supply. Projectile vomited… twice… in quick succession. I didn’t know my stomach could hold that much fluid or that my abdominal muscles and diaphragm could contract THAT MUCH.
To save money, I just tilt my head while drinking regular water.
To truly spur innovation, the GOP would need to alkalinize or acidify the water. In other words… wait for it…
…to abolish water pipe neutrality.
Thank you! You’ve been great!! Good night!!!
Without water, how would the rest of beer flow out of the bottle?
While changing the angle to 420° seems to cut ones energy in half.
hottest springs for RAW water:
Fukashima Japan
Chernobyl Ukraine
Three Mile Island Pennsylvania
Hampton Oregon
Ground Zero, Nevada
Mmmmm… dihydrogen monoxide.
Goddamn it, white people!
Next Idea:
Urine for a treat.™
Maybe this is a good thing. People get distorted ideas about how the world works when they live in countries where things like water purification happen behind the scenes. Let them all get giardiasis! A few days of burps that smell like farts, headache, chills, cramps, nausea, and explosive discharges from both ends might teach them something. Of course, my plan may go sideways and Mr. IoT Juice-Bag may just change his brand to Purge Water.
But are the effluents artisinal? Because that’s important.
