While I agree in spirit, my fear is that is exactly what Turnip wants…
He could have saved a bunch of toner on his resume by simply reporting that he was what is known (in business parlance) as a bum.
Maybe he prepared the coffee there.
…or might have, had he showed up.
Haha! I missed that detail. Next question is how did Daddy make his money?
Partially from ownership of a
chia seed factory (which closed when his dad went to jail for illegally processing Mexican steroids)
Something from the Robocop sequel thread is appropriate:
Future US president 2040?
Wow these folks are like the prime examples of why you don’t let rich people run anything. They all ooze mediocrity.
Mediocrity is when someone does a meh job.
When someone doesn’t even bother to show up and then lists a long tenure in that position on their resume for a White House position, the word is mendacity.
So true, and one of my favorites. Gotta rewatch Cat on a Hot Tin Roof…
For once Cory’s headline please me, as it implies that his job at the ONDCP isn’t a real job.
Wow - thanks! Found a few local venues, too.
Using high quality paper and an expensive printer
He went out for Starbucks one day… and he never came back
Some, I assume, are good people
It gets better.
His stepdad, convicted of manufacturing/selling illegal anabolic steroids as “supplements” still has an old twitter feed with crazy “chemtrail” postings in its sparse history.
Oh. And said stepdad is apparently cousins to the Baldwin family, who you will note are incongruously posed in the feed with the crappy health food. Because reality isn’t weird enough lately.
Wheeeeeeeen I was a lad I served a term as office-boy to an attorney’s firm…
If only I’d shown up, I could have been the ruler of the Queen’s navy!