B/c Cheetos are surreally orange, like merkin von bankrupt, some ppl call him cheeto mussolini, etc. Hence, puffy cheese snacks like cheetos make the perfect voodoo doll for the fucker.
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Ah, thanks, got it…
You sly devil, you… 
Oh, and thanks @OhHai and @MerelyGifted , who are clearly more intuitive than me.
eta:
my favourite nickname for that creature
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Aw, I was hoping there was a little more to it than that. Like say how needles would be the tool of choice for a tailor.
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heh heh heh
Oh, and I have read that book, by a French anthropologist who V closely worked with a voodoo priestess and her group, several times.
BTW, that image came from some sleazy AF Asian dl site. 
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Now I get it 
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Wasn’t just me, then. Phew…
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I have, let’s see, oh, just 188 open tabs. Zero bookmarks. 
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The St. Sebastian of consumers of junk food.
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For those who haven’t experienced the unique humor of Joe Pena, I’d describe his sets as slow-moving, slow-burning efforts that play audiences as if they were gamefish; he alternately reels them in and plays them out… and then…
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Honestly Legolas and Glorfindel could be series of shelves at IKEA, they’d fit right in.
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A minister, a priest and a rabbit walk into a bar.
The minister orders whiskey.
The priest asks for wine.
The rabbit says, “Nothing for me. I’m just here because of a typo.”
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How can he be certain that his “dog” isn’t AI-generated? 
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