Dammit, I had a boomerang joke.
It’ll come back to me.
The roll of scotch is a nice touch
Pony: Is this your card?
Me: Yes! Cool trick!
Pony: Thanks.
Me: Can you do any others?
Pony: sighs No…
The dog doesn’t have any new material, either. Why were people talking up their show so much again?
Yeah, that was a great move by the cow when it stole their thunder and lightning by promising to do something amazing with the moon.
[Man to bartender] “Want to see my talking dog? He can answer any question”
[Bartender] “Yeah, sure he can. (slash s)”.
[Man] “Fido, what did Elizabethans wear around their necks?”
[Dog] ruff!
[Man} “Fido, what is the thing that covers a house?”
[Dog} roof!
[Bartender] 
[Man] “Fido, who was the greatest baseball player of all time?”
[Dog] ruth!
[Bartender throws man and dog into the street]
[Dog looks up at man] “Should I have said DiMaggio?”
