The Lord Of The Rings but every time Sam takes a step, he says it's the farthest he's ever been

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Like the worst acid trip ever.

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Played at 2x speed, it’s really quite watchable.

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My kid ran across this not too long ago, and it’s hilarious… 9 hours and it’s just the first movie, I think?

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This is it. This is the farthest i’ve ever been

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I’ve always wondered what it was the previous time that made him walk all the way to the middle of that field then turn back. Must have been pretty memorable for him to know the exact spot

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No, not even then. Like having a three-year-old telling you the same knock-knock joke for 9 hours. Just tiresome.

ETA it may have worked if the edit had just been the two second bit with the words “this is the farthest I’ve ever been” rather than the whole drawn out scene.

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Yeah but…

This is it. This is the farthest i’ve ever been

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This reminds me of those Slow Movie Players my friends have built using ePaper displays. Once every three minutes they update the image to the next frame in the movie.

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Come to think of it, right now is the oldest I’ve ever been.

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This is it. If I type one more post, it’ll be the highest number of posts I’ve ever posted.

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Falls under the heading of “What I did with the entire pandemic”.

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no. no. this is what i did with the entire pandemic. ( no. no. this is what i did with the entire pandemic. ( no. no. this is what i did with the entire pandemic. ( oh god. is it over yet? )))

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If God had created the Virus he’d have taken mercy on us by now.

BTW: Anyone get the JAB yet?

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Obligatory TMBG:

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Some punk worm told him “Don’t go that way!”?

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Subtitle: The Infinite Patience of Frodo

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This is the Furthest Extended Directors cut?

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The most surpising thing about stuff like this isn’t the bizarre focus needed to accomplish it, but that these things can be hosted on YouTube without eliciting a DMCA takedown, while, like, a family video with a jingle playing of the TV in the background will elicit a copyright strike.

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It’s okay, Samwise. Let Santa Claus help you out…

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