Your name is
ActuallyNotARegular
. As was previously mentioned it is your TIMEBRANE ANNIVERSIBRATION. A number of QAKES are scattered about your cell. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for REALLY UNDERRATED MOVIES. You like to program computers but you areNOT>VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for PARATIME LORE, and are an aspiring AMATEUR TIMICIAN. You also like to play GAMES sometimes
Is the system cranky, or what?!?!?