Badass Dragon Scavengers of the Void - Denoument

messana · March 28, 2017, 1:14am

Orders locked in, the crew prepares to either face the Bogey together or sneak off to the pods. Segments will execute in this topic until the Bogey is defeated or the crew is no more, whichever comes first.

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@bizmail_public

+-Character--------------------+----HP---+-POW-+-DEF-+-EVA-+-SEN-+-SCI-+-GLO-+
| "Philosolobster"             | 130/130 |  23 |  55 |  15 |  18 |  25 |   4 |
+------------------------------+---------+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
| Status: Under Contract
| Class: Warden
| Juice: 113Ʉ
| Inventory:
|     Chitinous_Exoplating ( POW+1 DEF+16 EVA+1 SCI+3 )
|     Rad_Shielding ( DEF+8 EVA-2 )
|     Rad_Shielding ( DEF+8 EVA-2 )
|     Mass_Spectrometer ( SCI+5 POW-1 )
|
|--Buy/Pay/Trade orders executed-------------
| Received GOLD from wisconsinplatt
| Traded Fluorometer to donald_petersen

@critter

+-Character--------------------+----HP---+-POW-+-DEF-+-EVA-+-SEN-+-SCI-+-GLO-+
| "Perfectly Normal"           |  35/115 |  38 |  28 |  42 |  37 |  19 |   8 |
+------------------------------+---------+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
| Status: Under Contract
| Class: Digger
| Juice: 1Ʉ
| Inventory:
|     Booster_Jet ( EVA+4 )
|     Blaster ( POW+6 )
|     Blaster ( POW+6 )
|     Targeting_Algorithm ( SEN+6 )
|     Alpheid_Claw ( DEF+8 POW+3 SEN+5 EVA+2 )
|     Swan_Wing ( EVA+4 )
|     GREEN
|     RED
|     Attitude_Jets ( EVA+6 )
|     Attitude_Jets ( EVA+6 )
|     Parabolic_Antenna ( SEN+6 )
|
|--Buy/Pay/Trade orders executed-------------
| +75Ʉ | Received from othermichael
| Traded GREEN to othermichael
| GREEN | Transmogrification!  Item gains SEN+9 POW+4 SCI+4 (-112Ʉ)

@daneel

+-Character--------------------+----HP---+-POW-+-DEF-+-EVA-+-SEN-+-SCI-+-GLO-+
| "Princess Pricklepants"      | 110/110 |  47 |  18 |  30 |  19 |  30 |   4 |
+------------------------------+---------+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
| Status: Under Contract
| Class: Iconoclast
| Juice: 1Ʉ
| Inventory:
|     Booster_Jet ( EVA+4 )
|     Blaster ( POW+6 )
|     Blaster ( POW+6 )
|     Quickened_Thinking ( SCI+10 POW+5 DEF+3 EVA+1 )
|     Swan_Wing ( EVA+4 )
|     Fusion_Engine ( POW+6 )
|     Fusion_Engine ( POW+6 )
|     GOLD
|
|--Buy/Pay/Trade orders executed-------------
| +1Ʉ | Received from rkt88edmo
| Traded Mass_Spectrometer to donald_petersen
| Received GOLD from donald_petersen
| RESPEC | Iconoclast (-30Ʉ)
| RED | Transmogrification!  Item gains SCI+6 POW+6 DEF+3 EVA+1  (-98Ʉ)

@donald_petersen

+-Character--------------------+----HP---+-POW-+-DEF-+-EVA-+-SEN-+-SCI-+-GLO-+
| "Tea"                        | 110/110 |  40 |  26 |  46 |  65 |  47 |   7 |
+------------------------------+---------+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
| Status: Under Contract
| Class: Iconoclast
| Juice: 60Ʉ
| Inventory:
|     LIDAR ( SEN+5 )
|     LIDAR ( SEN+5 )
|     Crowbar ( POW+4 )
|     Booster_Jet ( EVA+4 )
|     Targeting_Algorithm ( SEN+6 )
|     Powered_Exoskeleton ( POW+4 DEF+2 )
|     Swan_Wing ( EVA+4 )
|     Laser_Auger ( POW+5 )
|     Attitude_Jets ( EVA+6 )
|     Attitude_Jets ( EVA+6 )
|     Multispectral_Vision ( SEN+15 POW+4 SCI+4 )
|     Impact_Gel ( DEF+4 )
|     Fluorometer ( SCI+6 )
|     Mass_Spectrometer ( SCI+5 POW-1 )
|     Telepathic_Mesh ( SEN+10 EVA+3 )
|     Analytical_potato ( SCI+4 EVA+2 )
|     Fluorometer ( SCI+6 )
|     Fluorometer ( SCI+6 )
|     Targeting_Algorithm ( SEN+6 )
|
|--Buy/Pay/Trade orders executed-------------
| +10Ʉ | Received from wisconsinplatt
| +10Ʉ | Received from rkt88edmo
| +100Ʉ | Received from dreamboatskanky
| +50Ʉ | Received from uphill
| Received Fluorometer from steampunkbanana
| Received Mass_Spectrometer from daneel
| Received Telepathic_Mesh from rkt88edmo
| Received Analytical_potato from glutnix
| Received Fluorometer from bizmail_public
| Received Fluorometer from uphill
| Traded GOLD to daneel
| Received Targeting_Algorithm from penguinchris
| GREEN | Transmogrification!  Item gains SEN+9 POW+4 SCI+4 (-110Ʉ)

@dreamboatskanky

+-Character--------------------+----HP---+-POW-+-DEF-+-EVA-+-SEN-+-SCI-+-GLO-+
| "Princess Rembrandt"         |  44/100 |  18 |  16 |  28 |  48 |  32 |   5 |
+------------------------------+---------+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
| Status: Under Contract
| Class: Guardian
| Juice: 51Ʉ
| Inventory:
|     Harpoon_Gun ( POW+4 )
|     SuitPal_9000 ( SCI+3 )
|     Targeting_Algorithm ( SEN+6 )
|     Precognition_Engine ( SEN+13 EVA+1 )
|     HUD ( SEN+6 POW-2 )
|     Chemistry_Set ( SCI+2 )
|     Swan_Wing ( EVA+4 )
|     Fluorometer ( SCI+6 )
|     Fluorometer ( SCI+6 )
|
|--Buy/Pay/Trade orders executed-------------
| -100Ʉ | Paid to donald_petersen

@glutnix

+-Character--------------------+----HP---+-POW-+-DEF-+-EVA-+-SEN-+-SCI-+-GLO-+
| "Racks"                      |  42/100 |  34 |  24 |  44 |  18 |  20 |   5 |
+------------------------------+---------+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
| Status: Under Contract
| Class: Recon
| Juice: 1Ʉ
| Inventory:
|     Mag_Boots ( DEF+3 EVA-1 )
|     Unstable_Negative_Mass ( EVA+15 SCI+1 )
|     Blaster ( POW+6 )
|     Flywheel ( EVA+3 )
|     Power_cells ( POW+4 SCI+2 )
|     Attitude_Jets ( EVA+6 )
|
|--Buy/Pay/Trade orders executed-------------
| -135Ʉ | Paid to newliminted
| -44Ʉ | Paid to rkt88edmo
| Traded Analytical_potato to donald_petersen

@gwwar

+-Character--------------------+----HP---+-POW-+-DEF-+-EVA-+-SEN-+-SCI-+-GLO-+
| "Goldie"                     | 125/125 |  49 |  19 |  24 |  48 |  21 |  12 |
+------------------------------+---------+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
| Status: Under Contract
| Class: Digger
| Juice: 1Ʉ
| Inventory:
|     Tetrachromancy ( SEN+16 POW+2 EVA+1 SCI+1 )
|     Augmented_Blaster ( POW+16 EVA+4 SEN+1 )
|     Sentient_Targeting_System ( SEN+12 POW+7 DEF+1 EVA+1 SCI+2 )
|
|--Buy/Pay/Trade orders executed-------------
| +1Ʉ | Received from rkt88edmo
| +10Ʉ | Received from uphill
| GREEN | Transmogrification!  Item gains SEN+11 POW+2 EVA+1 SCI+1 (-106Ʉ)

@monkeyoh

+-Character--------------------+----HP---+-POW-+-DEF-+-EVA-+-SEN-+-SCI-+-GLO-+
| "Professor"                  |  91/105 |  29 |  42 |  42 |  23 |  30 |  10 |
+------------------------------+---------+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
| Status: Under Contract
| Class: Scholar
| Juice: 55Ʉ
| Inventory:
|     Mag_Boots ( DEF+3 EVA-1 )
|     SuitPal_9000 ( SCI+3 )
|     Jump_dust ( DEF+1 EVA+2 )
|     Disruptor ( POW+8 SEN-2 )
|     Rad_Shielding ( DEF+8 EVA-2 )
|     Sensor_Suite ( SCI+4 POW-1 )
|     Flywheel ( EVA+3 )
|     Thermoptic_camoflage ( EVA+4 DEF+6 )
|     Powered_Exoskeleton ( POW+4 DEF+2 )
|     HUD ( SEN+6 POW-2 )
|     Laser_Auger ( POW+5 )
|     Eagle_Wing ( EVA+10 )
|     LIDAR ( EVA+5 )
|     Impact_Gel ( DEF+4 )
|     Optical_Inferometer ( SCI+3 )
|
|--Buy/Pay/Trade orders executed-------------
| -40Ʉ | Paid to wisconsinplatt
| -82Ʉ | Paid to rkt88edmo

@newliminted

+-Character--------------------+----HP---+-POW-+-DEF-+-EVA-+-SEN-+-SCI-+-GLO-+
| "Lil Smokey"                 |  22/110 |  17 |  20 |  30 |  36 |  26 |  12 |
+------------------------------+---------+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
| Status: Under Contract
| Class: Iconoclast
| Juice: 301Ʉ
| Inventory:
|     Directional_Antenna ( SEN+1 EVA+1 )
|     LIDAR ( SEN+5 )
|     Jump_dust ( POW+1 SEN+1 SCI+1 )
|     Adrenal_Booster ( POW+2 DEF+2 EVA+7 SEN+1 SCI+1 )
|     HUD ( SEN+6 POW-2 )
|     Chemistry_Set ( SCI+2 )
|     Swan_Wing ( EVA+4 )
|     Targeting_Algorithm ( SEN+6 )
|
|--Buy/Pay/Trade orders executed-------------
| +135Ʉ | Received from glutnix

messana · March 28, 2017, 1:15am

@old

+-Character--------------------+----HP---+-POW-+-DEF-+-EVA-+-SEN-+-SCI-+-GLO-+
| "Princess"                   |  67/120 |  36 |  16 |  22 |  27 |  18 |   9 |
+------------------------------+---------+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
| Status: Under Contract
| Class: Digger
| Juice: 4Ʉ
| Inventory:
|     LIDAR ( SEN+5 )
|     Harpoon_Gun ( POW+4 )
|     Blaster ( POW+6 )
|     GREEN
|     Fusion_Engine ( POW+6 )
|
|--Buy/Pay/Trade orders executed-------------
| -90Ʉ | Paid to othermichael
| Traded Fusion_Engine to wisconsinplatt

@othermichael

+-Character--------------------+----HP---+-POW-+-DEF-+-EVA-+-SEN-+-SCI-+-GLO-+
| "Shiny!"                     |  88/110 |  21 |  27 |  62 |  27 |  24 |   7 |
+------------------------------+---------+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
| Status: Under Contract
| Class: Recon
| Juice: 1Ʉ
| Inventory:
|     Directional_Antenna ( SEN+1 EVA+1 )
|     Booster_Jet ( EVA+4 )
|     Flywheel ( EVA+3 )
|     Predictive_Chromatophores ( EVA+12 DEF+10 SEN+3 SCI+5 )
|     LIDAR ( SEN+5 )
|     Laser_Auger ( POW+5 )
|     Swan_Wing ( EVA+4 )
|     Attitude_Jets ( EVA+6 )
|     Attitude_Jets ( EVA+6 )
|
|--Buy/Pay/Trade orders executed-------------
| +90Ʉ | Received from old
| -75Ʉ | Paid to critter
| +1Ʉ | Received from rkt88edmo
| Received GREEN from critter
| GREEN | Transmogrification!  Item gains EVA+8 SCI+5 SEN+3 DEF+2 (-153Ʉ)

@penguinchris

+-Character--------------------+----HP---+-POW-+-DEF-+-EVA-+-SEN-+-SCI-+-GLO-+
| "Sweetness"                  |  11/100 |  19 |  19 |  26 |  32 |  42 |   3 |
+------------------------------+---------+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
| Status: Under Contract
| Class: Scholar
| Juice: 50Ʉ
| Inventory:
|     LIDAR ( SEN+5 )
|     Optical_Inferometer ( SCI+3 )
|     Gyroscope ( EVA+4 )
|     Targeting_Algorithm ( SEN+6 )
|     Sensor_Suite ( SCI+4 POW-1 )
|     GREEN
|     GREEN
|     Fluorometer ( SCI+6 )
|     Fluorometer ( SCI+6 )
|
|--Buy/Pay/Trade orders executed-------------
| Traded Targeting_Algorithm to donald_petersen

@rkt88edmo

+-Character--------------------+----HP---+-POW-+-DEF-+-EVA-+-SEN-+-SCI-+-GLO-+
| "Honeywine"                  |  76/100 |  23 |  18 |  22 |  23 |  30 |   4 |
+------------------------------+---------+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
| Status: Under Contract
| Class: Guardian
| Juice: 1Ʉ
| Inventory:
|     LIDAR ( SEN+5 )
|     Fluorometer ( SCI+6 )
|     Fluorometer ( SCI+6 )
|     RED
|
|--Buy/Pay/Trade orders executed-------------
| +66Ʉ | Received from steampunkbanana
| -10Ʉ | Paid to donald_petersen
| -1Ʉ | Paid to daneel
| -1Ʉ | Paid to gwwar
| -1Ʉ | Paid to othermichael
| +82Ʉ | Received from monkeyoh
| +44Ʉ | Received from glutnix
| -300Ʉ | Bought RED
| Traded Telepathic_Mesh to donald_petersen

@steampunkbanana

+-Character--------------------+----HP---+-POW-+-DEF-+-EVA-+-SEN-+-SCI-+-GLO-+
| "Princess Jabbers"           |  46/105 |  20 |  20 |  33 |  35 |  32 |   8 |
+------------------------------+---------+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
| Status: Under Contract
| Class: Scholar
| Juice: 1Ʉ
| Inventory:
|     Directional_Antenna ( SEN+1 EVA+1 )
|     SuitPal_9000 ( SCI+3 )
|     Jump_dust ( POW+2 SCI+1 )
|     Targeting_Algorithm ( SEN+6 )
|     GREEN
|     Targeting_Algorithm ( SEN+6 )
|     Eagle_Wing ( EVA+10 )
|     Fluorometer ( SCI+6 )
|
|--Buy/Pay/Trade orders executed-------------
| -66Ʉ | Paid to rkt88edmo
| Traded Fluorometer to donald_petersen

@uphill

+-Character--------------------+----HP---+-POW-+-DEF-+-EVA-+-SEN-+-SCI-+-GLO-+
| "Naughty Boy"                | 110/110 |  15 |  21 |  28 |  62 |  22 |   2 |
+------------------------------+---------+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
| Status: Under Contract
| Class: Guardian
| Juice: 7Ʉ
| Inventory:
|     Booster_Jet ( EVA+4 )
|     LIDAR ( SEN+5 )
|     Blaster ( POW+6 )
|     SuitPal_9000 ( SCI+3 )
|     Targeting_Algorithm ( SEN+6 )
|     HUD ( SEN+6 POW-2 )
|     HUD ( SEN+6 POW-2 )
|     HUD ( SEN+6 POW-2 )
|     HUD ( SEN+6 POW-2 )
|     Targeting_Algorithm ( SEN+6 )
|     Swan_Wing ( EVA+4 )
|
|--Buy/Pay/Trade orders executed-------------
| -10Ʉ | Paid to gwwar
| -50Ʉ | Paid to donald_petersen
| Traded Fluorometer to donald_petersen

@wisconsinplatt

+-Character--------------------+----HP---+-POW-+-DEF-+-EVA-+-SEN-+-SCI-+-GLO-+
| "Rocky Road"                 | 117/140 |  37 |  53 |  23 |  19 |  20 |   4 |
+------------------------------+---------+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
| Status: Under Contract
| Class: Warden
| Juice: 1Ʉ
| Inventory:
|     Booster_Jet ( EVA+4 )
|     Impact_Gel ( DEF+4 )
|     Impact_Gel ( DEF+4 )
|     Antler_Armor ( DEF+16 EVA-1 POW+4 SEN+1 )
|     Flywheel ( EVA+3 )
|     Mag_Boots ( DEF+3 EVA-1 )
|     Enhanced_Musculature ( POW+13 SCI+2 DEF+1 )
|
|--Buy/Pay/Trade orders executed-------------
| -10Ʉ | Paid to donald_petersen
| +40Ʉ | Received from monkeyoh
| Received Fusion_Engine from old
| Traded GOLD to bizmail_public
| GREEN | Transmogrification!  Item gains POW+7 SCI+2 DEF+1 (-63Ʉ)

messana · March 28, 2017, 1:16am

(Any bookkeeping errors due to manual calculations will be remedied as discovered. Segments will begin executing tomorrow and will continue to execute every few hours until final resolution has been reached.)

anon26304152 · March 28, 2017, 1:19am

My juice is wrong, but does it matter at this point? I think I had 1 or 2 left.

messana · March 28, 2017, 1:22am

Corrected! I failed to update your character file when I trued up the results from the last round. You are my personal off by one error, apparently.

anon26304152 · March 28, 2017, 1:23am

I’m just the end of a Rocky Road!

daneel · March 28, 2017, 2:32am

You’d better not be heading for an escape pod, Tea.

bizmail_public · March 28, 2017, 2:54am

Every hear of The Investors?
I wouldn’t exactly call them friends, but The Investors and Hans Landau go way back…

So I reached out to an old contact…who knows the brood manager in Herpeton IV… who put some of Tea’s most precious possessions in escrow.

Be a terrible shame if something happened…

I’m not worried. Tea probably doesn’t have the patience to work an escape pod on his own. And my money is on this character, anyway…

–PhilosoLOBSTER

rkt88edmo · March 28, 2017, 4:16am

@messana
Moose math says
Bastion round juice = 121
+66
+82
+44
sums to 313
-12
is 301
less 300 (GIMME MY RED)
leaves me

Donald_Petersen · March 28, 2017, 4:23am

“Hey, Needle-Nads! Looks like at least your Gold transfer went through. Have a little faith in the Boss, why don’t–I’m tellin’ him, keep yer head down!–Uhh…What was I sayin’?”

messana · March 28, 2017, 2:23pm

Entirely correct and your loadout has been updated accordingly. Whoops!

_{Clearly need a remedial course in moose math, that stuff is spot on…}

DSV_Coleridge · March 28, 2017, 2:34pm

“Here they come. Hope you made the right call - it’s about to get messy otherwise.”

Estimated Swarm strength: 5000HP
Jamming strength: 50%  (SEN 110)
Swarm damage output: 10-30HP
Swarm damage on breakthrough: 25-50HP

daneel · March 28, 2017, 2:38pm

Hey, Mission 1 volunteers.

Apart from those who’ve run away, obviously.

messana · March 28, 2017, 2:39pm

##Segment 1 - Outer barricades

Mission 1 results for @bizmail_public @wisconsinplatt

+-Character--------------------+----HP---+-POW-+-DEF-+-EVA-+-SEN-+-SCI-+-GLO-+
| "Philosolobster"             | 113/130 |  23 |  55 |  15 |  18 |  25 |   5 |
+------------------------------+---------+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
| SUCCESS! | Mission 1 - Fall Back Fighting
| -17HP | Battling the Swarm (GLO+1)

+-Character--------------------+----HP---+-POW-+-DEF-+-EVA-+-SEN-+-SCI-+-GLO-+
| "Rocky Road"                 | 102/140 |  37 |  53 |  23 |  19 |  20 |   5 |
+------------------------------+---------+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
| SUCCESS! | Mission 1 - Fall Back Fighting
| -15HP | Battling the Swarm (GLO+1)

Mission 3 results for @dreamboatskanky @uphill

+-Character--------------------+----HP---+-POW-+-DEF-+-EVA-+-SEN-+-SCI-+-GLO-+
| "Princess Rembrandt"         |  34/100 |  18 |  16 |  28 |  48 |  32 |   9 |
+------------------------------+---------+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
| FAILED! | Mission 3 - Jammy Dodgers
| -10HP | FEEEEEDBACK

+-Character--------------------+----HP---+-POW-+-DEF-+-EVA-+-SEN-+-SCI-+-GLO-+
| "Naughty Boy"                | 100/110 |  15 |  21 |  28 |  62 |  28 |   4 | 
+------------------------------+---------+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
| FAILED! | Mission 3 - Jammy Dodgers
| -10HP | FEEEEEDBACK

Swarm Status

Estimated Swarm strength: 4880HP
Jamming strength: 50%  (SEN 110)
Swarm damage output: 10-30HP
Swarm damage on breakthrough: 24-49HP

Old · March 28, 2017, 2:50pm

I can’t watch!

daneel · March 28, 2017, 2:51pm

anon6955837 · March 28, 2017, 2:54pm

anon26304152 · March 28, 2017, 2:58pm

Light 'Em UP!

anon63496581 · March 28, 2017, 3:09pm

gwwar · March 28, 2017, 3:40pm

Good luck everyone. Don’t panic.

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