The new Winnie the Pooh horror film looks perfectly ridiculous

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What nonsense. That’s every trope clip from the “Halloween Haunted House” search on any video clip service.

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Yeah, no. This looks stupid.
And not in a fun way stupid.
Just… plain stupid.

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Well at least they got to reuse this costume…
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Pooh by name, pooh by nature.

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When is “Nightmare in the Willows” going in to production, I wonder; oh, and “Fast & Famous 5”?

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I, for one, am looking forward to the Texas Chainsaw Moomintroll.

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They basically just bought a Friendo Honey Bear mask from Immortal Masks and called it a day.

Zzz Ok GIF by Jim Gaffigan

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stock footage is cheap, ideas are easy, execution is hard. I wish them luck in their project.

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“Oh, bother,” said Pooh, as he racked the slide and chambered another round.

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Was hoping for something more like this:

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That trailer doesn’t intrigue. But at least it looks like a more competent fan film than Rob Zombie’s Munsters. OMG, WTF?

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Hard to tell from that generic trailer, but it looks like they’re going with a red shirted pooh looking more like Disney’s later representation than the public domain illustrations from the first book.

Disney might have a case.

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Yeah I get the impression this was made by people who are counting on making money by being first to market with a horror satire based on a well-known piece of intellectual property but didn’t have much going for the project beyond that.

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Zombie looks like he had professionals do everything except run the camera.

These guys were strictly amateur hour from A to Z.

I love horror. I even like low budget stupid horror when it knows what it is and manages to be at least a little clever about how it spends its resources.

This trailer does not give me confidence this is one of those sorts of films.

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force friday bluegrass GIF

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If you go down in the woods today, you better not go alone
It’s lovely down in the woods today, but safer to stay at home…

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Does this mean that Christopher Robin also released a tiger in Sussex somewhere? Why has nobody arrested him yet?

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