The Newest Testament: The Teachings and Story of Donald J. Trump

[boingboing]

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/11/13/the-newest-testament-the-teac.html

Tom the Dancing Bug, IN WHICH is presented the Good News about Donald J. Trump, in the Newest, Best, Third Testament

[philipstorry]

I laughed.

Then I worried that you’re giving him ideas.

Please stop giving him ideas.

[simonize]

Needs a “AS SEEN ON FOX NEWS!” banner in the corner.

[justins]

“Blessed are the Me”. Very well done sir.

[wolfman_al2]

I was about to write that.
Don´t give the fucker any ideas.

[euansmith]

“You know what, Mr President, I was talking to this chap, Clyde Bruckman; he’s a good guy, a great guy, one of the best, and he was telling me about something called “Autoerotic Asphyxiation”. He spoke very highly of it. Maybe you should give it a go?”