The official pet rock care guide

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Originally published at: The official pet rock care guide | Boing Boing

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Inb4 NFT jokes:

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I jokingly asked for a pet rock once. So my parents gave me one. It was right in the middle of the back yard, a big hunk of highly crystalline granite, rotted with pyrites, quartz, and mica, sticking about two meters out of the ground and a good meter and a half across where it entered the ground, going who knows how deep.

Then mom told me I needed to move my pet 4" to the right.

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Found perfect thing for rock in distress. No Googling required.

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The supply chain problems are no joke!

Even pet rocks are Currently Unavailable.

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Fad.

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Rock-Paper-Scissors

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fwiw, every article on cryptocurrency makes me think of beanie babies and pet rocks

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I got my pet rock a mood ring.

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