The Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation Twitter account trolls Leonardo DiCaprio

[jlw]

Originally published at: The Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation Twitter account trolls Leonardo DiCaprio | Boing Boing

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[Mister44]

I need the job of writing witty, scathing tweets. My talent is wasted on my handful of friends.

[Shuck]

Did Leo break up with a not-young-enough young lady recently? I just noticed on Twitter recently a spate of various tweets about people/things being too old for him, and I figured something must have triggered it.

[MerelyGifted]

She’d just turned 25, if Memory serves. The Intarwebz insists he always dumps them when they turn 25.

[mspie500]

@MerelyGifted

The Intarwebz insists he always dumps them when they turn 25.

Looks like the Intarwebz is correct.

[NukeML]

[Brainspore]

Sorry, old lady from Titanic. You can romanticize that one-night-stand all you want but even if he hadn’t frozen to death in the North Atlantic there’s no way in heck you would have had more than a couple years together.

[MerelyGifted]

Yeah, tumblr’s fulla charts like that, and memes like the one @NukeML has posted. XD

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